Trump tweets Archives

BREAKING: Mass Shooting at Youtube HQ — But Don’t Worry, Trump Sent ‘Thoughts & Prayers’

April 3, 2018

According to news reports, a woman in her 30’s approached an outdoor dining area at Youtube’s headquarters, at around 12:30 pm pacific time, and opened fire with a gun. Confirmed: Active shooter at YouTube HQ in San Bruno. “It’s a…

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Former Trump Aide Was ‘Haunted’ By President’s Tweets

February 9, 2018

Trump’s Tweets led to a scary situation with one Trump Aide One of the more amusing stories to come out in 2016 was that Donald Trump’s Twitter account had been confiscated by his staff the week of the election. Of…

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Trump Inspires ‘Stable Genius’ Bill to Prevent National Nightmare from Recurring

January 9, 2018

Trump continues to unintentionally inspire progressive change Representative Brendan Boyle of Pennsylvania has pushed forward a bill that will add one more criterion for anyone wishing to run for President: they must pass a mental health exam. Aptly called the Stable…

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Trump Shill Kellyanne ‘Conjob’s’ Latest ‘Alternative Fact’ is the Biggest Doozy of All So Far

January 2, 2018

If there is one thing the Republican Donald Trump administration and his party in Congress have been repeatedly lying about lately, it’s the idea that they tried to be bipartisan in 2017. And the latest example came this morning from…

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Delusional Trump Boasts Hispanics Will ‘Fall In Love’ With Him Once He Starts Deporting Dreamers

January 2, 2018

Trump Capped Off A Bizarre Morning on Twitter with An Outlandish and Unfounded Claim about non-existant Hispanic support for his immigration policies. If you were hoping that President Trump would take a more reasoned approach on Twitter in 2018, consider your…

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Trump Apparently Reverses DACA Stance, and His Vile, Racist Base is Going Ballistic (TWEETS)

September 14, 2017

Donald Trump Has Nice Words For DACA Recipients, His Base Lashes Out No one should have been surprised that some supporters of Republican Donald Trump were not the most tolerant of people different from themselves. Considering the way he started…

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Trump Gets Crucified on Social Media for Tweeting Book Promo in Middle of Post-Hurricane Chaos

August 27, 2017

Texas Drowns as Trump recommends ‘great’ book On Sunday morning, as Texas drowns, racism soars and Russian collusion looms, Donald Trump awoke and took to Twitter. But he didn’t send out heartfelt prayers to Texans. He didn’t mobilize unity against…

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Pathological Liar Donald Trump Planning to Ask for Nation’s Trust

August 21, 2017

In his first prime time address to the nation, President Pinocchio plans to ask Americans for their trust regarding his plans for Afghanistan. trust must be earned Speculation among DC insiders indicates that Trump will increase United States troops in…

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