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What Trump Did This MLK Day Proves He’s a Racist, No Matter What He Says

January 15, 2018

President Donald J. Trump teed-off on Sunday night. In the wake of the controversy swirling around his “shithole countries” remark (and the “he said” /”he never said” aftermath), the president sought to reassure Americans on the eve of the Martin…

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OMFG: The Official Trump Presidential Coin Looks Like a Hideous Vegas Whorehouse Token

December 22, 2017

So, Donald Trump has unveiled his official presidential challenge coin, and you’d better be wearing sunglasses. Strike that — make it welding goggles. It’s better to be safe than sightless. I mean this thing is so hideous, so gaudy, so…

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REPORT: Trump Will Enter White House With His Own Team Of Private Security Enforcers

December 20, 2016

At his rallies, President-elect Donald Trump used a private security and intelligence team alongside the Secret Service to protect him and persecute protesters. And he intends to keep at least a few members of this team after he becomes president,…

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Harvard Republican Club Issues Blistering Non-Endorsement Of Trump, Breaking 128-Year Streak

August 4, 2016

Harvard Republicans Refuse To Endorse Trump The Harvard Republican Club has deigned to issue a missive to the common man ensconced beyond its hallowed halls. The HRC (not her) assures all that it holds in higher regard and of greater import the…

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Best Stocking Stuffers EVER: Hospitals Bundle Holiday Newborns In Cozy Christmas Stockings (VIDEO)

December 25, 2014

Prepare for cuteness overload: Bundling holiday newborns in Christmas stockings is a tradition in hospitals across our nation. Struggling for holiday gift ideas? These hospitals give the best stocking stuffers ever. Mt. Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, MA and Long Beach Memorial…

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