RWNJ Archives

Goblin Queen Ann Coulter Gets Schooled by Airline After Full-Blown Drama Queen Meltdown

July 17, 2017

Ann Coulter, Goblin Queen Of The Alt-Right Forest, Is Scream-Crying On Social Media After Being Moved To Another Seat On An Airplane Have you ever wondered what might happen if a child were to grow into adulthood having never once…

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Trump’s America: Swamp Oozes All Over Tragic Story, Filling Comments With Vile Racist Hate

March 27, 2017

In Trump’s America, Racism Is Openly Embraced And Encouraged In Ways It Hasn’t Been In Decades There’s a popular contemporary adage in progressive circles that most of you have probably heard before: not every conservative is a racist, but every…

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Right Wing Nut Job Paul Ryan Already Has OUTRAGEOUS Excuse For Not Working With Hillary Clinton

July 13, 2016

Paul Ryan Has No Sense Of Irony House Speaker Paul Ryan is in desperate need of a reality check. During a town-hall forum hosted by CNN‘s Jake Tapper, Ryan was asked whether he is prepared to work with a potential…

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It’s High-Time We Gave Tea Partiers ‘Their’ America: Let’s Move Them To Alaska

November 9, 2015

Imagine an America with no regulations, no gun control, and a theocratic Christian government. An America with almost no taxes; a government where what little revenue is generated goes entirely to the military and to Israel. An America where abortion is punishable…

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Bill Rushbeck, The Ultimate Conservative, Goes Trick-Or-Treating (Satire)

October 31, 2015

Meet Bill Rushbeck, a hardcore right-wing conservative and a red-white-and-blue-blooded American patriot. Every so often, we here at Reverb Press will join Bill on a wacky adventure, in the hopes of learning to appreciate what it is that makes ultra-conservatives tick.…

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GOP Rep. Schock Resigns Due to Alleged Unethical Activities

March 19, 2015

Brace yourself for a flood of stories with the pun “Schocking” in their headlines: Representative Aaron Schock, the “first Millennial in Congress,” announced his resignation this week. The 33-year-old fourth term Republican from Illinois’ 18th District will be vacating his infamous “Downton…

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