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Trump, GOP Congress Blamed for Mass Shootings by Huge Margins in Damning New Poll

February 20, 2018

It’s hard to get 3/4 of America to Agree on Anything — Except that Republicans Aren’t Tough on Gun Violence Since Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announced that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller has indicted thirteen Russians for attempting to sabotage…

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Trump Retweets Idiotic Rant About Obama’s ‘Pardons’ – Proves His Own Stupidity In Epic Backfire

August 28, 2017

Trump Retweets Right-Wing Pundit’s Rant About Obama’s ‘Pardons’. The Deflection? Yeah… It Didn’t Work This analogy might only work for those of us who grew up with siblings, but, remember when you were a kid and you got in trouble…

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HA! Outed CIA Officer Wants to Buy Twitter — Just to Kick Trump Off

August 24, 2017

Former CIA Agent Valerie Plame Wilson Wants To Buy Twitter For the Best Reason Ever Valerie Plame Wilson, the undercover CIA operative outed by the Bush administration as political retribution in 2003, knows a thing or two about government corruption…

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Hilarious New Amazon Product Lets You Wipe Away Trump’s Twitter Sh*t-Talk… Literally!

August 5, 2017

Amazon, Appreciating That Trump Talks A Lot Of Shit On Twitter, Just Released Trump-Themed Toilet Paper “President” Donald Trump will, at some point in what we can all hope will be the near future, leave office. And when that day…

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Trump Is Absolutely Terrified, and These 3 Tweets Prove It!

July 25, 2017

Don’t Let Trump’s ‘Rage’ Fool Ya Donald Trump is scared. It doesn’t take a mental health professional to see that, behind the belligerent, bellicose blustering of his near-daily twitter rants is terror mounting into hysteria. This is not a tough…

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Trump Tweets That White House is ‘Functioning Perfectly,’ Promptly Gets His A** Handed to Him

July 12, 2017

Donald Trump Wants You To Think He’s Got It Handled Donald Trump wants you to think he’s ok, the White House is ok, it’s all ok, we’re all fine. Really. No need to worry about anything. He is totally handling…

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Coward-In-Chief: Find Out Why These Twitter Users are Suing Donald Trump

July 11, 2017

Donald Trump’s Own Ego Is More Important To Him Than Your Constitutional Rights At this point, it’s been pretty well established that “President” Donald Trump is an insufferable man-child, with pasty orange skin so unbelievably thin that it’s quite frankly…

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Donald Trump Gets Wrecked Over ‘Beautiful New HealthCare’ Tweet

July 10, 2017

Donald Trump Thinks New ‘HealthCare’ Plan Will Be ‘Beautiful’ Donald Trump could hardly wait to get back onto American soil so he could start shooting off hysterical tweets about James Comey. James Comey leaked CLASSIFIED INFORMATION to the media. That…

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MAKE IT STOP! New Poll Shows Americans Desperately Want Trump to Stop Tweeting

June 29, 2017

Majority Of Americans Want To See Donald Trump Quit Twitter, New Poll Finds It’s a veritable wasteland of self adulation and aggrandizement, cheap lowbrow insults hurled at its operator’s foes, and shameless promotions of his seedy, questionable business dealings. It’s the sort of…

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