Bill Maher Rips Anthony Weiner For F*cking ‘Everyone’ (VIDEO)

Bill Maher Rips Anthony Weiner For F*cking ‘Everyone’ (VIDEO)

HBO’s Bill Maher is pretty upset about a potential Donald Trump presidency. Like many of us, he believes Donald Trump will be a dangerous president. So for him, Hillary Clinton’s emails aren’t a big deal.

Bill Maher absolutely owns anthony weiner

He is, however, royally pissed off at Anthony Weiner, and tore the former member of the House of Representatives a new one on his Friday episode of “Real Time.” Weiner managed to reignite the Clinton email scandal after a new series of emails were discovered.

On his show, Maher said Weiner swore his problems online weren’t all that severe because “he never actually f*cked anyone.”

“Well, now he has. Planet Earth.” Then he talked about Weiner’s penis. It may or may not be large, he said, “but it certainly casts a long shadow.”

Then Maher brought up Halloween.

“I think it is rather appropriate that this election is so close to Halloween, because what happens in every scary movie? You think you killed the monster — you killed him ten times — and then a tiny, orange hand comes out of the grave. Believe me—for Hillary, tonight was Nightmare on Email Street,” he said in his monologue.

Then he detailed why Weiner’s emails about his “thing” are even a thing in this election.

“Anthony Weiner is under investigation for sexting with an underage girl across state lines, so the FBI seized all his computers. He is married — or was married — to Huma Abedin, who is Hillary Clinton’s aide, and they were using the same computer,” Maher said. “Which begs my first question: Why is Huma using Anthony’s computer? If there’s one thing she didn’t want to go near, it would be his computer. So… Hillary’s emails are intermingled with Anthony Weiner’s sexting? No wonder she had her server wiped! I’d have had it boiled.”

And he elaborated a bit more

“This is the world we live in now: Hillary Clinton’s aide’s estranged husband is a freak, so we get to read Hillary Clinton’s emails. I wish Hillary would send a text to Donald Trump. Maybe then we would get to see his taxes.”

So what’s the issue with Clinton’s email?

On Friday, FBI Director James Comey dropped an October surprise — a statement regarding Hillary Clinton’s seemingly endless email probe.

“In connection with an unrelated case, the FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation,” the statement said, adding, “the FBI should take appropriate investigative steps designed to allow investigators to review these emails to determine whether they contain classified information, as well as to assess their importance to our investigation.”

But the problem is, Comey’s letter contains scant information, and it’s vague and laced with innuendo. Which, of course, caused the Republicans and their malignancy known as the Trump campaign, to lose their minds. And Maher reminds us that everyone who has an axe to grind with the Clinton’s is grinding that axe.

“And you know, we don’t know what’s in these emails! Maybe nothing. James Comey, the Director of the FBI, he’s the one who made this announcement today. He said they appear pertinent, but ‘I can’t say that they’re significant.’ Well take your time, man! There’s nothing riding in it!” Maher cracked.

And he didn’t fail to notice that the Republicans were indeed losing their minds over this.

“Of course, you know, Trump and Cruz and the whole gang on the right are all making hay on this about ‘it’s corruption’ and ‘criminal conduct,’” he said. “Only Republicans could look at an investigation into sexually propositioning a minor and say, ‘Yeah, did you find anything really disgusting? Like mishandled emails? Something that would really revolt people?’”

And of course, Maher couldn’t resist zinging the men in Hillary’s life.

“So once again, Hillary’s political fortunes are driven by out of control cocks. Right? This poor woman. I mean, first it was her husband’s, then it was Donald Trump’s, and now it’s Anthony Weiner’s. Or what she calls it: My basket of deplorable horndogs.”

But either way you look at it, the timing for Comey’s letter couldn’t be worse. Is he hoping for a Trump presidency? Sure makes me wonder.

Related: A Dark Day: Why Is James Comey Using The FBI To Influence A Presidential Election?

In an email sent to FBI agents that was subsequently obtained by the media, Comey explained why he decided to release the vague and politically damaging letter, which comes 11 days before the election.

“Of course, we don’t ordinarily tell Congress about ongoing investigations, but here I feel an obligation to do so given that I testified repeatedly in recent months that our investigation was completed. I also think it would be misleading to the American people were we not to supplement the record. At the same time, however, given that we don’t know the significance of this newly discovered collection of emails, I don’t want to create a misleading impression… In trying to strike that balance, in a brief letter and in the middle of an election season, there is significant risk of being misunderstood, but I wanted you to hear directly from me about it.”

But Comey is creating a “misleading impression” and he’s doing it at the worst possible time.

Don’t we have enough to worry about already?

Bill Maher’s hilarious monologue in the video below will help you alleviate some of those worries.

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Megan was born and raised in Ventura, California. She has since lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the Pacific Northwest, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, Mexico, and Costa Rica. While she has always been a liberal, her travels have informed her politics. She has worked for more than 25 years as a professional journalist writing about crime, the police, local politics, feature stories, environmental issues and a variety of other topics. She now writes for Reverb Press.

Megan supports Black Lives Matter and fights against racism, sexism, the corporatocracy, climate change deniers and others who continue to destroy the planet.

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