Trump Starts Day With FOX-fueled Conspiracy Rant, and Twitter is Destroying Him For It
Don’t Ever Change, Twitter.
Maybe he shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. In a string of bad mornings for President Trump, Thursday’s was unusually rough. He started the day, as always, with some quality time alone with “Fox and Friends”, which led to a bizarre tweet about Barack Obama’s FBI embedding undercover agents in the Trump campaign. Then he had to scrape the original tweet off of twitter because he misspelled “Embedded” (But don’t worry, we screen-capped it). By the time his proofread version went online, The Resistance was ready to pounce.
Uh huh. Tooth Fairy & Minnie Mouse are sabotaging you because they're part of the Deep State, all embedded in your campaign, the WH, the judiciary & in every branch of gov. My Little Ponies sliding down rainbows, machine guns drawn, will rescue @realDonaldTrump from impeachment.
— Common Sense Idaho (@CommonSenseID) May 17, 2018
Could you be any more pathetically pathetic? (That's a rhetorical question, asking a rhetorical question means we already know the answer.) (*Hint*, the answer is no.)
— Meggie Morris (@MrsSmuttynose) May 17, 2018
Funny how law enforcement catches crooks, huh?
— MockHimUp 🌊🍊🤡 (@MockHimUp) May 17, 2018
You know how Watergate ended, right?
— Mat Bradley-Tschirgi (@MatWBT) May 17, 2018
I just spit my coffee on the screen reading this. God, you have to be the stupidest man on the Planet Earth. Bigger than Watergate!!! We'll see what's bigger than Watergate soon…and it won't have anything to do with the Obama administration! You really should #resignNow
— happiheart (@HappiHeartMe) May 17, 2018
Awesome! Thanks Obama for spying on criminals! America 1st👊
— Bru (@Bru__ce) May 17, 2018
Way bigger than Watergate. Your crimes are so much bigger. Is there anything you have done in the last two years that wasn't crooked, illegal, immoral and dishonest? Why did you surround yourself with people with no moral compass?
— Greasy Cheeseburger (@GrsyCheesebrger) May 17, 2018
Criminals being investigated? What a scandal!
Have a little dignity and just resign.
The only thing you got right was that this is "bigger than Watergate."
— Scruffy Nerf Herder (@CTCullensArt) May 17, 2018
And the proof of that? Of course you don't have any proof, you're a moronic liar and Fox & Friends is fake news
— Andrew U (@AndrewU123) May 17, 2018
We can smell your fear, little man.
You’re not a very competent criminal.
Innocent people do not behave as you do.#MuellerIsComingForYou
— Jay Sims (@Jaysims27) May 17, 2018
Where did you learn how to spell: RUSSIA of course. They “IMBEDDED” collusion/corruption/moral instincts thru you!!
— Paul Rothstein Jr. (@ognirrats1961) May 17, 2018
I prefer my President to be educated enough to know how to spell 'embedded'. pic.twitter.com/66XFlmTi87
— Patrick White (@mrreactionary) May 17, 2018
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