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TX GOP-Backed Bill Would Enable Teachers To Kill Students ‘In Defense Of School Property’

January 29, 2015

If a brand new Texas style “shoot ’em up” bill ever becomes law, Texas public school teachers, who are already able to legally pack while at school, will have the right to use “deadly force” against students in defense of…

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In America, Violent Extremism Will Get You a Medal

January 29, 2015

Quick – what do ISIS and Chris Kyle have in common? Nothing, you say? How could I even think to compare a good, patriotic American with a bloodthirsty group of terrorists, you say? What on earth is wrong with me,…

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Drunk Hockey Fans Assaulted 57 Native American Children, Will Face Child Abuse Charges (VIDEO)

January 29, 2015

A hockey game turned into a nightmare for 57 children from the Oglala Sioux Tribe, thanks to a drunken assault by racist fans.

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Dude, Where’s My Drone? – White House Drone Crash Operator Was Drunk Gov’t Worker

January 29, 2015

On Monday, a small drone, or rather DJI Phantom quadcopter, which can purchased at a hobby shop, crashed down on the lawn of the White House. This is actually sort of terrifying considering the security implications and the potential harm an…

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Parents Murder Children And Commit Suicide Because Of ‘Pending Apocalypse’

January 28, 2015

A Utah couple and three of their children are dead as a result of a murder/suicide carried out because the parents, Benjamin and Kristi Strack, feared the evil in this world and the looming apocalypse. The online version of the…

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Shocker! Fox News Pundits Lying More Than Ever, Research Shows (VIDEO)

January 28, 2015

As the state of America’s economy continues to improve, Republicans are getting more and more desperate in their ongoing quest to disparage President Obama and Democrats in general. At the forefront of this desperation has been Fox News, who recently…

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THIS JUST IN: America Is Defined and Crippled by Fear

January 28, 2015

Here’s a neat bit of news that popped up the other day: it seems that America continues to grow safer and safer. This is not exactly a new phenomena – violent crime has been dropping since the early 90s. And, of course,…

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What Michelle Obama’s Uncovered Head Really Means

January 28, 2015

America’s First Lady went to Saudi Arabia with an uncovered head. The press went nuts. The rest of the world — not so much. The BBC reports that a ‘meh’ number of tweets about Michelle Obama originated in Saudi Arabia…

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Republican Indiana Gov. Mike Pence Plans Launch Of State-Run News Outlet

January 28, 2015

GOP pols, troubled by those pesky liberal writers? Beleaguered by press determined to reveal the murky depths of your most intimate political machinations? Well, Gov. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana has just the solution for you! Pence has announced plans…

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Florida Traveler Drowns Puppy

January 28, 2015

Traveling just gets harder and harder. You have to purchase trial sized toothpaste, shampoo, hair gel, mouthwash, and conditioner. Then you have to put it in a zip lock bag. Make sure your laptop is out of its bag and…

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