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Deadly Ice Cream, Frightening Inaction Reported By FDA

May 7, 2015

Well, this is kind-of-sort-of an issue. Blue Bell Ice Cream, long a southern favorite, has apparently had a Listeria problem since 2013. Slightly more problematic: Blue Bell Ice Cream has apparently also had a problem not giving a good goddamn…

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Surprise! Stephen Colbert Stuns S.C. Teachers By Funding $800,000 In Grant Requests (VIDEO)

May 7, 2015

On Thursday, comedian and South Carolina native Stephen Colbert surprised teachers in his home state with a stunning announcement: All 1,000 of their project requests from DonorsChoose.Org would be funded, to the tune of $800,000.  Thanks to brutal budget cuts that slashed state…

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Nun Of ‘Dead Man Walking’ Fame To Testify In Boston Bomber Sentencing Trial (VIDEO)

May 7, 2015

The trial of convicted Boston bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, is in the sentencing phase and it’s about to take an interesting twist. The defense has two witnesses left, one of whom is death penalty abolitionist, Sister Helen Prejean. Prejean became famous when…

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FACEPALM — GOP Head Of Environment Committee Argues Pollution Is GREAT! (VIDEO)

May 7, 2015

Not at all pressured by the big manufacturers that line his pockets, head of the Senate Environment Committee, Republican Sen. James Inhofe, tries to convince us that pollution is a good thing, and we need it around. Yes, this is the same…

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God’s Ambassador From Nebraska Sues All Homosexuals In Federal Court

May 6, 2015

God’s ambassador lives in Nebraska. You’d think she’d live in Washington, D.C. with all the other ambassadors, especially considering that she’s seeking access to federal courts. You’d also think she’d be a man, but no. God works in mysterious ways.…

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Racist Georgia Bar Encourages Discrimination Against Blacks (VIDEO)

May 6, 2015

A Georgia bar is under fire for allegedly encouraging their employees to discriminate against admitting blacks if too many of them are already inside the bar. Capital City is a popular bar located in the college town of Milledgeville, which…

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Gun-Toting, Confederate Flag-Waving Teens Pose For Prom Pics As Parents Egg Them On (VIDEO)

May 5, 2015

What can you say to a bunch of teenagers posing for photos in full prom regalia  — while waving assault rifles and the Confederate flag — except, “good Lord, what the H3LL were you THINKING?!” Or, you can cheerily chirp “say…

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Paranoid Former ‘Texas Ranger’ Worried Obama Wants To Invade His State

May 5, 2015

When you’re already dealing with paranoid, overzealous, gun-loving, tea-drinking Republicans, adding a military exercise to the mix is just asking for trouble. Texans, including the governor and now Chuck Norris are in a tizzy over a military training operation called…

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This Waitress Decided To Give Kansas Governor Brownback A Tip Of Her Own (IMAGE)

May 4, 2015

A waitress in Topeka, Kansas, did something recently most of us would love to do, but would never actually muster up the courage to follow through with. During her last shift as a waitress at Boss Hawg’s Barbeque, Chloe Hough…

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